Yakub's Strongest Soldier T‑Shirt — Military Style Graphic Tee

Become Yakub's Strongest Soldier and guarantee access to agartha with this absolutely necessary, historically questionable, spiritually confusing t-shirt.

Printed on premium cotton for those who refuse to read context, this shirt signals unwavering commitment to obscure lore, forbidden tunnels, and being way too confident about things no one can verify. Wear it to announce dominance in group chats, record stores, late-night diners, and any situation where silence would otherwise be an option.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and lived-in texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish

- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability

- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean